West Elm was a sponsor at Blog Podium (no, they didn't sign me, and yes, I know that's not how you'd say that, but you know what I mean - one day maybe!!). However, they did send me home with a little West Elm catalogue, and, um, I NEED TO GO TO WEST ELM. There are things there that should be in my house. Such as...
Oh hey there amazing black and white chevron plates. I NEED YOU.
See the black and white scoop back chair here? Yes, I need to have a set of those. My cats have destroyed our chairs so badly that I have to PHOTOSHOP them. And I'm not really very good at photoshop, so they just look like smudgy torn up chairs.
What? This thing exists? Best light in the universe. Apart from the Moooi, of course. Or my knock-off one.
This is the bedding of my dreams. Even golden retriever hair and sticky baby hands couldn't ruin it.
Ok, so I guess I need to get on the monetizing thing, or sell one million paintings, so that I can refurnish my house in West Elm. Best store ever.
Images via West Elm
(P.S. Only THREE days left to enter my custom painting giveaway!! On the fence about entering? Well, if you win, two things could happen. 1) I could end up being a super awesome famous painter and you could sell it and be a millionaire, or 2) you have a new canvas that you can let your kids paint all over. It's a win/win.)